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One time when I was thirteen, I decided to buy myself a toy gun for a movie. Realizing it was Mother's Day tomorrow, and that I didn't know what the hell to get her, I bought her a kitchen knife because I remembered she had trouble cutting a steak the night before. Also realizing that summer was the proper time to buy discounted, leather gloves for winter time, I decided to chip those in as well. And then an appropriate card. At the check-out counter, the lady there gave me a rather odd stare as she hesitantly placed the items into my bags. Not realizing what a toy gun, a rather large kitchen knife, black, leather gloves and a deranged M